Check Out These 7 Things That Are Much More Sweeter and Better than $ex

1. Checking your bank account and being able to count six figures: Because in Nigeria, most people only just withdraw from their bank account and hardly ever deposit (blame the economy…LOL), when you are finally able to hit six figures after much saving and you suddenly get an alert, the feeling is too good to put in words. 2. Not having to set an alarm clock because it is weekend or a public holiday: Nigerians love holidays, that’s a fact. In fact, many foreigners would probably wonder why we have so much holidays. Holidays means no work for an average 9-5 worker and if you live in Lagos, you treasure it a bit more than anyone else in any other part of Nigeria.

3. Clean bed sheets: Getting into your bed and sleeping in freshly laundered sheets. Even though you might be sleeping alone, nothing feels better than that clean and cozy feel, the sheets hugs with. 4. Taking off your work boots or heels and slipping on a pair of bathroom slipper after a really long day: because you are oblige to wear them at work, no matter how uncomfortable you get during the day. Sometimes you can’t take them off but imagine getting home and slipping into your ever welcoming bathroom slippers??? How’s that???
5. Peeing after a long time:Luxuriously releasing a full stream pee you’ve been holding in for a very long time, so long you thought you might actually piss your pants, embarrassing yourself in front of all.

Upon How Big My Bre ast is? Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me. “I’m Fed Up!

Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight

See The New Method To Know If Your Partner Had $ex Someone While You Are Not Around

1. Smell its odor: Normally it should have the filthy offensive odor of not having been washed If you smell s’emen or se’xual liquids odor or the pleasant odor of bathing products then it’s up to you [to decide why]… While I’m at it, the normal offensive odor should be primarily from the offensive odor of urine, slightly salty. S’emen and se’xual liquids odor are slightly fishy odor. Normally when you have the chance, smell [his pe nis] more, lick more, and slowly you will be more familiar with it. 2. Let it [the eja culate] out and look at the color, white means he has eja culated within the past 3 days, yellow means he hasn’t. (Some people say the color will change after time too, you can check yourself.)

3. C0ndom: Check if there is any condom or soap odor.
4. Question: There are tests and there are countermeasures. If you drink more liquids after doing the deed and urinate a few times, won’t you then have the stench of urine again? Answer: There is a difference between fresh urine stench and the urine stench from a day without bathing…the key still lies with experience. Normally, one must carefully observe and learn from experience.
5. Feel the balls . If they have elasticity, then he hasn’t eja culated, but if they are soft and limp, then he has eja culated [recently]. This someone else taught me.

3 Kinds of $ex Every Woman Enjoys.....[ADULTS ONLY]

1. Spontaneous se x: Remember, women love to feel se xually wanted and desired by their partners — and nothing says desire like spur-of-the-moment se x on the living room stairs. Unplanned, spontaneous love-making increases the lust factor by showing your partner that your attraction for her trumps everything else. Turn her on by telling her you need to have her right there and then, no matter the time or the place. And depending where you decide to get busy, the possibility of getting caught can also bring added excitement. In fact, a study published in the Journal of Se xual Medicine reported that having se x in public is one of the top fantasies among women.

2. Rough se x: Most women, every now and then, want to be se xually dominated by their partner. It appeals (once again) to her need to be se xually desired — so desired he can’t help but ravish her (with her permission, of course). Engaging in a little power play can be a fun and exhilarating way to explore kink in the bedroom. First and foremost, make sure she wants to play rough, and outline boundaries to ensure that you both feel safe. Then, pull a little hair, do a little spanking, and even bust out the blindfold and handcuffs if you’re feeling adventurous. Revel in the pure lust this type of se x is driven by, indulge in animalistic passion, and go ahead…get a little loud.

Ladies; See 5 Reasons to have $ex on your Period (While She’s Menstruating)

1. It helps relieve cramps: There’s no reason to stop having se.x just because you have your period. In fact, it’s a great time to have it. “The biochemical released in your system will help alleviate cramping and aches. S.ex is a natural pain reliever and can lessen pain symptoms up to 70%!” says love and se.x coach Kim Anami. 2. It acts as an anti-depressant.: “Furthermore, according to Paul Zak, PhD, a researcher at Claremont Graduate University in Claremont, California, the higher your oxytocin, the higher your happiness and well-being, at least for women,” says Sneider.

3. It increases in.timacy: Don’t feel awkward about the mess, se.x is messy (in general!) and for some couples overcoming the mess and breaking down the barriers can lead to increased intimacy and enjoyment, helping you feel closer to your partner, says Sneider.
4. The s.ex is hotter: Your hormones are out of control this time of month, and as messy as your period may be, it leads to extra lubrication, better pelvic muscle tone and increased elasticity – all spelling way more fun in the sack, says Dr. Susan Lin, an obstetrics gynecological surgeon and founder ofMD Products.

Adults Only: Nigerian Women Reveal What They Want In Bed (Must Read For All Nigerian Men)

Follow these tips, and your lady will thank you. Men try to figure it out, but many don’t get it. Does she want candles lit for romantic lighting, or candle wax dripped on her nipples? Does she want to be made love to softly with feeling, or f*cked from behind with mad passion? Kiss her. Really kiss her. Undress her… slowly.

S.ex in public.
 Let her take control.
Variety of motion and movement
Make it all about her.
Go down… now and always.
Take control.
F.oreplay begins outside the bedroom.

Please Help: I Don't Like The Way My Husband Is Handling Me In Bed

I love making love with my husband but he’s not very good at picking up on what I like and don’t like in bed. He’s great at touching but only does it for about two minutes and then moves on to action. I enjoy his touchings a lot and try to sort of give him signals to continue for longer but he doesn’t seem to pick up on the hint at all. And sometimes he could be very rough in action. I’m too shy to come right out and tell him what I want and don’t want during s*x. But I’m starting to feel resentful about him missing all the signals I’m sending him. What should I do?

7 Very Important Things to Note Before Allowing a Woman Stay on Top During $ex

(1) It is perfect for couples where the male partner is significantly heavier. (2) It imitates the way most guys mas turbate with their back on the bed, making it a familiar posture for men.

3) It gives women unprecedented control and allows them to control the thrusting.
(4) It’s great during pregnancy because it doesn’t put any pressure on the belly.
(5) It can cause injuries like penile fractures are care is not taken.
(6) It doesn’t allow for much clitoral stimulation.

Ladies : See the Type of man You Should Never Get Married To (Must Read)

It is no doubt that Nigerian men make wonderful lovers; they are sweet, kind, thoughtful, maybe not very romantic but romantic still and good in bed too. It is also no doubt that these men are very rare to come by in Nigeria. Maybe by default or societal conditioning, most Nigerian men are so not it; they are egoistic, chauvinistic and make terrible husband materials. You wonder why I think Nigerian men; at least most of them, won’t make good husbands, read the reasons listed below:

They Are Chauvinists: pardon the strong word “chauvinists” but Nigerian men prefer to stick to their bias opinion about women and their responsibilities in the home.
They Are Polygamous In Nature: In Nigeria, some men believe men are entitled to as many women as they can handle and so, they are free to marry more than one wife or have affairs with other women.
They Are Not Romantic: you want flowers, a guy to follow you to the salon, exotic lunches, dinners, vacations, chocolates and breakfast in bed? Then, a Nigerian man is not the man you should marry. You Will Be A Nanny To A Grown Man: if God blesses you with a Nigerian man and a somehow scattered one, you are in soup. You’ve just graduated to being a nanny to a full grown man. They Have The Wife Beating Syndrome: either by societal conditioning or home training, some Nigerian men believe it is very normal to hit a woman; that is the only way to put them back on track when they are wrong

Heart Touching STORY: My Parents Divorce Left My Life In Shambles

I m not a good writer but I'll start here: sometime in 1998 my dad started beating my mum, he accused her, from his findings, of seeing another man. As the matter got serious, my dad sent her out of the house. As a then 11 year old first son of my parents, I took her sides with my mum. But not too long I got to figure out that my mum was truly seeing another man. I don't know who advised mum, but she went to court and dissolved the marriage. I was almost graduating from primary school then. I started missing mum on my graduation day, only dad was there, mum had left with my 2 younger siblings as a result of the divorce. Not too long after their divorce, mum got married to the other man. But the man has a wife before my mum, she sort of become his second wife. One thing led to another and the man's first wife left him, (I was too young to understand reason for divorce). Her new husband started bringing other women to the house; my mum had no peace and could not enjoy in his house as she had thought. It was a sad experience for she and my two other sisters.

As day goes by, I and my immediate younger sister were going to school till we both graduated from high school, the other two also graduated but their story didn't end as they are currently baby mamas to men I'm not proud of. Only my immediate sister got married and is with her husband. Being the only male child, I had to leave house and hustle; I have worked in several odd places you could ever think of. I was able to gain admission into the university but my other siblings could not, except my immediate younger sister who gained admission for part-time programme. Along the hustling, my spirit was broken by the happening in my family and was constantly been molested, as no one was home to supervise me while I was growing, my mum husband's older son took advantage of me several times, (I hope I can forgive my parents). Life continued, I graduated with a good grade, not the course I really wish to study though, I currently live and work in one of the states in Nigeria. And here is my confusion, my dad and mum still separated wants me to be calling them often, each time I give them a call, they'd questioned why didn't you call me earlier (selfish). They don't even know where I work, talk less of where I live. Though they supported while I was in the university, but I still hustled to get school fees paid. I guess they want share returns (angry). I am pouring out my mind and my life story, though some part are shameful reason why I did not shed more light. So please advice me because I feel like forgetting my parents and just keeping in touch with my immediate sister, not the ones that grew up with mum cos they are disappointments. How can I forget all these issues and put my life on the right track? I'm really worried.

Beware Guys, 5 Signs You’re Not the Only One She is Sleeping With

She might really be cheating on you without you know. According to returnofkings, some men don’t know that the woman they believe is their own might be actually doing other things many men outside. Here are five sings to show you that you are not the only one she’s sleeping with.

1. The Phone Is Face Down
2. She Checks, But Does Not Respond To Certain Texts
3. Downtown Denial..Will alwways give excuse when it comes to s3x
4. Her “Friend” Is Always Without A Gender Specification
5. The Surprise Cooch Shave

 

See What Happens to Your Body When You Stop Having $ex.. This is Unbelievable

There are a number of physical consequences of not having s*x and unfortunately a lot of them are negative – mainly because you’re missing out on the amazing health benefits of regular romping. Here are five things that happen to your body when you go without s*x:

1. Men are more likely to get erectile dysfunction
2. Your immune system suffers
3. Your libido might drop
4. You can get more stressed
5. You won’t get more intelligent

She Told Me She’s Still A Vrgin..… Instead Of Seeing Blood, I Saw This!!!

Please help me clarify this thing disturbing me… Yes because am angry over it.. I arranged one bae in my area, told her all the sweet words i could yarn her..She agreed.. This morning we discussed and it was all about s.ex, she told me that she was still a v.irgin..

 Trust me.. I asked her to come over by noon time, she tried saying No to me but i persuaded her and she agreed. This afternoon, she came after i called her to remember her.. Mehn i no waste time, i got her laid.. I killed her with romance… E just be like say make she die… Oboi time for me to go inner chamber..

5 Things Girls Do Before They Have $ex With You

I imagine that preparing for highly anticipated se x is a lot like planning a fancy dinner party. I don’t cook, so I may never test the validity of that hypothesis, but both involve a lot of painstaking planning, timing, and meticulous work. I’m sure some women are mature and self-actualized goddesses who don’t feel the need to shave, groom, or do anything before they get naked and touch another human being that they really, really want to touch. I am not one of them, and I’d like to formally salute the other anxious ladies in this world with this one.

1) We shave.
2) We tweeze and wax.
3) We tell our friends we’re going to have se x with you.
4) We think about it.
5) We plan.

My Wife is Possessed by a Spiritual Husband, She Never Wants to Have $ex with Me

Please help me! I have a problem with my wife. She is not interested in s*x. I do everything during foreplay. I have become frustrated because she never asks me for s*x because every time she always says ‘I’m not in the mood’.

Since we got married she has never initiated s*x, not even once and I am beginning to suspect she is possessed by a spiritual husband. I love my wife and I do not want to engage prostitutes for s*x but she has driven me to the edge. We can even go two months without s*x. What should I do? -Worried married man.

My Small Bre asts is Affecting My $ex Life, I Feel Ashamed – Young Girl Confesses and Needs Help!

A Nigerian lady with small bo obs has complained about her inability to have a normal relationship due to shame. Joro Olumofin’s page has entertained the weird plight of a 22 year old lady with very small boobs which have dented her confidence.Read her story below:

Ladies : If A Man Tells You Any Of These words, Run for your Life

I saw this piece which I consider funny and I thought it wise to share, of course this must have been written by a lady…………. It doesn’t matter how much of a gentleman he has been up until that point: if a man you’re getting to know at a bar, on a date, or online says any of these lines, run —before he breaks your heart, or gives you the overwhelming urge to slap him.

 I Could Never Date A Woman Who Earns More Than I Do
 I Banged This One Chick
 I Don’t Find Women Funny
What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas
 I Just Stopped Answering Her Calls

See 5 Signs You’re With the Right Person to Marry...[A Must Read]

They Share Your Sense of Humor Out of the many characteristics imperative to thriving in your married life, a sense of humor tops the list. However, there should be a clear distinction between an acceptable and unacceptable level of humor. They Genuinely Listen to You Someone who genuinely listens to your opinions and feelings is definitely marriage material. Even better are those who recall your past conversations and adds to it later.

They Give Genuine Feedback as Well Someone who genuinely listens should also have some feedback to add to the conversation otherwise they may just be pretending to listen but is actually spaced out during the entire time. A genuine conversationalist responds honestly and unhesitatingly. They should not be afraid to disagree with you nor open up untimely new topics.Think about it, you don’t want to be talking nonstop while your partner boringly nods and agrees with you every time. Genuine and valuable feedback is essential for intellectual growth of both people involved in the marriage.

Boil These Two Ingredients And Get Rid Of Tartar Forever – The Results Are Unbelievable!

A yellow or brown mineral deposit on teeth is known as tartar. Tartar increases during the time and if you don’t prevent it, can cause periodontitis which is a serious gum infection which can damage the soft tissue of the teeth and destroys the bone that supports your teeth.

Here is the remedy that will help you to get a lovely smile:
 Ingredients: 40 gr. of nutshells and  A cup of water
Preparation: Place the nutshells in a pot with water and boil them for 20 minutes. Allow the mixture to cool down and strain. Then soak your toothbrush in Brush your teeth for five minutes For best results, You should repeat this treatment three times a day for a week.

For How Long Should $ex Last? …Find Out Here

Have you ever wondered how long a normal se x session should last? Well, you need not worry anymore. The answer is right here. Now science has weighed in (again) to tell the world exactly how much time they should be spending in the act of physical love: 5.4 minutes. This study found that sexy time lasts anywhere between 33 seconds and 44 minutes, with the median time coming in at 5.4 minutes.